The recent outbreak of horrific zombie-style cannibal attacks are feared to be caused by a drug called Cloud Nine.
Cloud 9 (also known as Ivory Wave) is a drug that is seriously addictive and dangerous. While a lot of household items have been used to get high this drug is a disturbing trend, this drug has seen the use of other products being created specifically to masquerade as innocent household items.
Some say government have their grubby mitts in the development and distribution of drug. Fueling this rumor was a post on The CDC (Center for Disease Control) website based in Atlanta they posted pages about disaster preparedness. To generate interest, they said it was instructions for preparing for a Zombie Attack (or any other disaster)Zombie Hoax
It got many a person’s attention all right!!
There were so many hits, they crashed the server
Back to cloud 9, the craze of taking an aroma bath has taken off, people add these bath salts to the water to help them feel relaxed and soften the water.
This drug gives users a euphoric ecstasy like sensation, with an amphetamine-like high. There is a growing number of overdoses attributed to cloud 9, which is causing great concern but the product is still legal in the US.
The first attack last week attributed to the legal high was when naked maniac Rudy Eugene, 31, chewed off most of a tramp’s face.
He was shot dead by police who caught him gnawing at Ronald Poppo on a street in Miami, Florida. Next was Crazed zombie Brandon De Leon, he snarled at two officers who had been trying to arrest him for shouting and swearing in a restaurant: “I’m going to eat you.”
He growled and grunted like an animal and tried to sink his teeth into a cop’s hand before an anti-bite mask was fitted to him, images of our old friend Hannibal the cannibal spring to mind.
Police say they suspect both the attackers had taken Cloud 9 .
The next case which then came to light was that of Carl Jacquneaux. He bit a chunk out of the face of Todd Credeur in Scott, Louisiana,and following this student Alex Kinyua, 21, killed a man with a knife and ate his heart and brain in Baltimore, Maryland.
He later bragged about “human sacrifice” on Facebook.
So even zombies’ social network (note to self, reject new Facebook zombie friend requests and avoid their albums!)
Then we have New Haven( maybe they should change that name now) Old Haven! – A city woman stole a wig from a beauty supply store and while fighting with the store’s owner, she bit him so hard on the arm that a piece of flesh was ripped off. She then spat the flesh into his face, police reported.The women was kicking the federal officers and swearing. The officers said she was uncontrollable and it took additional New Haven police to get her into handcuffs. Officers were also bitten during the scuffle.
But not all is lost, as with any good zombie apocalypse some always prepare and thanks to the recent show “ The walking dead” which should maybe now be shown as a public service broadcast, we shouldn’t be Worried about a zombie attack.
Just buy zombie bullets.
In promoting the product on their website, Hornady suggests, “Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition from Hornady! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!”
So, will this ammunition actually defend against the things that go bump in the night?
WWJ Newsradio 950′s Zahra Huber spoke with company spokesman, Everett Deger, who said, while the bullets are real, they’re only meant to be used on targets and not on people (or zombies).
Well there is always a disclaimer.
So people keep your guard up and watch your brain, some out there are hungry for a slice of your mind and in tribute to that we give you the Cranberries “zombie”