ZOMBIE NATION.

The recent outbreak of horrific zombie-style cannibal attacks are feared to be caused by a drug called Cloud Nine.

Cloud 9 (also known as Ivory Wave) is a drug that is seriously addictive and dangerous. While  a lot of household items have been used to get high this drug is a disturbing trend, this drug  has seen the use of other products being created specifically to masquerade as innocent household items.

Some say government have their grubby mitts in the development and distribution of drug. Fueling this rumor was a post on The CDC (Center for Disease Control) website based in Atlanta they posted pages about disaster preparedness. To generate interest, they said it was instructions for preparing for a Zombie Attack (or any other disaster)Zombie Hoax

It got many a person’s attention all right!!

There were so many hits, they crashed the server

Back to cloud 9, the craze of taking an aroma bath has taken off, people add these bath salts to the water to help them feel relaxed and soften the water.

This drug gives users a euphoric ecstasy like sensation, with an amphetamine-like high. There is a growing number of overdoses attributed to cloud 9, which is causing great concern but the product is still legal in the US.

The first attack last week attributed to the legal high was when naked maniac Rudy Eugene, 31, chewed off most of a tramp’s face.

He was shot dead by police who caught him gnawing at Ronald Poppo on a street in Miami, Florida. Next was Crazed zombie Brandon De Leon, he snarled at two officers who had been trying to arrest him for shouting and swearing in a restaurant: “I’m going to eat you.”

He growled and grunted like an animal and tried to sink his teeth into a cop’s hand before an anti-bite mask was fitted to him, images of our old friend Hannibal the cannibal spring to mind.

Police say they suspect both the attackers had taken Cloud 9 .

Miami ‘cannibal’ attack photo emerges

The next case which then came to light was that of Carl Jacquneaux. He bit a chunk out of the face of Todd Credeur in Scott, Louisiana,and  following this student Alex Kinyua, 21, killed a man with a knife and ate his heart and brain in Baltimore, Maryland.

He later bragged about “human sacrifice” on Facebook.

So even zombies’ social network (note to self, reject new Facebook zombie friend requests and avoid their albums!)

 Then we have New Haven( maybe they should change that name now) Old Haven! – A city woman stole a wig from a beauty supply store and while fighting with the store’s owner, she bit him so hard on the arm that a piece of flesh was ripped off. She then spat the flesh into his face, police reported.The women was kicking the federal officers and swearing. The officers said she was uncontrollable and it took additional New Haven police to get her into handcuffs. Officers were also bitten during the scuffle.

But not all is lost, as with any good zombie apocalypse some always prepare and thanks to the recent show “ The walking dead” which should maybe now be shown as a public service broadcast, we shouldn’t be Worried about a zombie attack.

Just buy zombie bullets.

Stores across the U.S., including in Metro Detroit, are getting in on the undead action by selling Zombie Bullets, made by Hornady Manufacturing.

In promoting the product on their website, Hornady suggests, “Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition from Hornady! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!”

Zombie supply stop and shop

So, will this ammunition actually defend against the things that go bump in the night?

WWJ Newsradio 950′s Zahra Huber spoke with company spokesman, Everett Deger, who said, while the bullets are real, they’re only meant to be used on targets and not on people (or zombies).

Well there is always a disclaimer.

So people keep your guard up and watch your brain, some out there are hungry for a slice of your mind and in tribute to that we give you the Cranberries “zombie”

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20 thoughts on “ZOMBIE NATION.

  1. The “zombie” angle is hilarious; build it, believe it desperately enough, and they will come (The Walking Dead etc). It falls over when you consider that the phenomenon of psychos – not the living dead, alas – biting people is not new, but hey, stir in a bit of Reefer Madness-style drug panic, and you have a media picture that makes dull old real life (Syria, Afghanistan etc notwithstanding) seem almost as exciting as a television show. Now where the hell did I put those bath salts…?

    • Yes the dumb, propaganda toting msm will always jump on a sensationalist story when one arises.This story has come at a perfect time to hide other issues that are going on at the moment.
      While sheeple read and watch news about the zombie invasion, a real military invasion is being prepared.
      We see it briefly reported for those who can be bothered to look, Syria ,Russia ,China, troop movements threats and counter threats, war is on the horizon and the majority are concerned with zombies!!!
      A crazy world we inhabit.

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  3. Let’s face it. The guy was hungry. If he were still alive he’d probably be on that Sunday TV show, Face The Nation. BTW…TV anchors are always after more face time. In addition, did you ever have to face the music? That could be harrowing as well. Maybe the guy was working on some kind of facial recognition software.

  4. Reblogged this on Talesfromthelou's Blog and commented:
    Brilliant post on this crazy zombie epidemic. By the way, do you remember a few months ago the CDC created a campaign on how to avoid zombie attacks ? A few months later we actually have “zombie” attacks. Some say there are no coincidences…

  5. Excellent Article, (I’ll be happy to link to this post)! I posted an article about the CDC’s “Zombie Apocalypse” article, (back when that news broke) along with the “Night of The Living Dead” movie. … LOL! {:o )» )

  6. Follow up said no bath salts, just pot in the dead face-gnawer of Miami. Will they now sell ketchup with cannabis?
    Way back, they used to lock up the nutjobs they now send into the streets with orders to take their meds… Cheaper, you know. And it certainly makes life more interesting for the rest of us!
    What are the Zombie bullets made of? I hear the enviros are working to deprive us of lead…probably because they’re now working for the Zombies since their brains have been eaten already… You think?

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