New U.S ‘naked, masturbating’ Kony seeking missile.

The filmmaker responsible for the kony 2012 video is in hospital after a naked run and public masturbation session.

Jason Russell was captured by police and placed in hospital care, they say his bizarre behavior was due to exhaustion and this drove him to display some extremely odd behavior “odd you say” REALLY!

Invisible Children head co Ben Keesey said Jason is now receiving medical care for “exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. “I think more like a crisis of conscience “We have already posted our opinion of the video they produced and how it is a blatant propaganda piece for US expansion into Africa.

Officers responded to a radio call to check the welfare of an individual who was said to be running in the street, interfering with traffic, screaming; one person said that he was naked and masturbating,” she told AFP.

“Other people said that he was interfering with traffic, banging on the sidewalk that sort of thing. We have reports of being in various states of undress, and neighbours in the area were concerned for him.”

Now have a think about this , why would this guy be so out of it he has just succeeded, his video has got international attention and made a government want to force change.

Well maybe because his cause has been high jacked and now he has to deal with the guilt of knowing in all likelihood his video will be the excuse used to “invade” oooppps sorry send U.N humanitarian aid into the region.

Another alleged theory doing the rounds at the moment is the involvement of the CIA and an attempted hit using drugs which went spectacularly wrong.

TMZ have uploaded footage, allegedly of Jason Russell pounding the pavement in anger:


Celebrity gossip website TMZ reported that sources told them, “Russell was dancing around … wearing “speedo-like underwear” and eventually removed the underwear and began to make sexual gestures.”

The wearing of speedos is strange enough.

80 million have viewed the 30-minute YouTube video which seeks to focus the world’s attention on hunting down Kony.

This story is so far beyond strange I doubt we will ever know the truth we will have to wait for Russell to make a recovery before he can tell us what really happened to him.

So from this day on any naked craziness will be referred to as “doing A Russell “

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